Fiddlers on the Roof

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SCAM

I met a total hunk on line...it's how we do it these days...

I have had several dates since I became single; I was married for more than a quarter of a century. It's a long time and things change. Drastically!

It's true...when you have a busy life, not into going to a bar, and you want to meet people, you resist...and then you join. And then you have a smorgasbord of 'people entertainment' at your fingertips. I am not one to make fun of people, but in all seriousness, who are some of these people?! And are they actually serious or just seriously stupid!

Ok, so here it goes, and I hope you find this as entertaining as i have. Some of these profiles were so out there, i had to copy/paste them as I came across these people, and then laugh hysterically...

One seriously disturbed dude writes to his viewing audience:

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"she must be open to the idea, idea's, that the world is run mainly by a ruling class, all governments are mostly a lie, believes wars are mostly about money, that americas economy is really in trouble, as well the entire world economy. that the future is going to change dramatically, more importantly that she is open to the idea that aliens from other planets visit earth frequently, all this goes to an underlying view of what i believe is a rational view of reality."

Aliens from other planets? visit earth frequently?? Rational view of reality??? Seriously?!!!

Another obviously intelligent man writes:

"I’m the sort of guy that tries to give out thoughtful gifts and receives rubber chickens gratefull."

Rubber chickens? Ok. ?? Really? Ok. ?

And then there is the openly admitted groper:

"I work very hard and like to snuggle when I'm with a woman to de-stress. I'm also a touchy feely kind of person."

Touchy FEELY kind of person. Sign me up, I'm feeling safe now!

Now the stupid "hunk" of a scammer:

Here's the hook first off, he is drop dead model gorgeous...obviously taken from a magazine. He uses the most flowery love language a women could ever want to hear. And then after a few days of fiddling around with too many "baby, sugar, sweets, and yes even...I will love you always"... he asks for the $1900 loan. BAM! I had been waiting for it.  If you think he is too good to be true. He is.

Tevya the delightful father of 3 daughters says:

"A fiddler on the roof... Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof. Trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask, why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous? Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home."

"Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as... as... as a fiddler on the roof!"

Life is precarious at best, never knowing what the next day will bring and whether you will stay on the roof or if you will fall off and come tumbling down.

Love and being loved is a tradition that will not soon come tumbling down, but you best watch your step...a fiddler on the roof may be playing your tune. HAHAHAHA...